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[bertine]

"You are faithful in the execution of any public trust"

Comments

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

what the hell does that mean?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i have no idea.

the "in bed" doesn't improve it either.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i know! maybe you have to rearrange the letters.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

too much work!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

'get drunk and stupid tonight because jenni said so.'

don't add 'in bed' onto that.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

don't add 'in bed' onto that

I already did.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you are no damn good at following the rules.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, remind me not to get on aim toinght

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you won't have a chance.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

you affix any of eunich in the public toilet

[bertine.livejournal.com]

HEY!

what about public trust 'in bed'

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

in bed?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

huh?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i took off a bunch of people last night. so i should be safe.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I was jumbling the letters!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

rather poorly, I forgot a whole word.

Why are the fun kids on online during work hours? why? Why????

[bertine.livejournal.com]

oh, well, um... i do have a thing for public places.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

we are online during work hours cause we need destracion!

meeting time.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Where are the fun kids? I could use a laugh today.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

hey! i am not fun???

that is it, it is over, you can go right back to jenni.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Jenni won't have me anymore. I am all alone.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

What about eunichs?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you will just have to find some other internet girls. move along

[bertine.livejournal.com]

nah, they have the same issue as girls. they just acn't get the job done.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I'm done with you women. You're all the same -- crazy.

I'm going to marry sacramentalist since that sort of thing is legal in Canadia.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

go ahead, just wait until i tell him that you just want his nationalized health care.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

why does this remind me of someone else i know?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I don't think out health care will cover removing his thingie and putting in an oooh-oooh

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It would have to be the other way around because you're a Canadian citizen.

I heard it doesn't hurt too much.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

OH MY HEART!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

are you sure? we can help that along..

[mesawyou.livejournal.com]

Is that Chinese restaurant near a law firm?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it must be!

[mesawyou.livejournal.com]

heh. Trust is a legal term. I have it on my upcoming bar exam.