Reasons I need a new phone

[bertine]

Reasons I need a new phone:

1. My phone randomly doesn't ring
   
2. All the buttons have fallen off my phone which has lead me to:
   
   
   
   1. Hang up on people
      
   2. Not be able to text message
      
   3. Not be able to dial phone numbers
      
   4. Accidently text message my coworker "I love you"
      
   
   
3. My battery dies all the time
   
4. I want a better camera
   
5. I want a full keyboard
   

Oh, I forgot the most important one. It STOPPED LETTING ME CALL MY SISTER!!!!!

I think this means I am going phone shopping this weekend. I hate phone shopping.