dying

[bertine]

i have a cold so if you don't hear from me again, just assume that i suffocated from my own phlegm.

Comments

[ctakahara.livejournal.com]

I have my Phlegm Vacuuminator 2000™ at the ready!

I shall save thee, dear Bertine!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

do you remember those little bulb things when we were kids?

i was seriously thinking of getting one of those.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i just saw one of those in the drawer while i was cleaning the bathroom.

want it? it's used.

not by me, either.

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

thats gross

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

if you give me $10 i won't send it to you instead of homie.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i'll give you $10 to send it to him

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

it's a deal!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

awesome!

[ctakahara.livejournal.com]

I was, in fact, thinking of that. If you seriously face death by phlegm, I suggest looking into one.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

i actually have one, from when i had sinus surgery. scary, huh?

[muskox.livejournal.com]

gurgle.

[visual-insight.livejournal.com]

with hot water and salt... heard vinegar works too.... but uh! :)

[muskox.livejournal.com]

Not "gargle" - "gurgle"!

I was predicting the sound of Bertine's death throes. Your advice is still good, however.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

gurglesss!

death by sniffles!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

no vinegar!