Today is a Mayor Day

[bertine]

Today I feel really crazy. I am pretty sure it is hormones but I HATE IT. I can feel another migraine coming, my back aches and I am getting annoyed when people talk to me for any reason ("Hey Bertine, these cupcakes you made are fantastic", "I hope you choke on it and die")*.

There are so many good things about being a girl. I have boobs, I get to dress up in pretty things and flirt with boys but THIS IS WEIRD HORMONAL CRAZINESS IS THE WORST OF IT. The worst part of it is that I was taught growing up that I shouldn't admit to it because women are just like men and men are never crazy, right? Ha!

*This is not an actual converstation. Yet.**
**Lately I have found that humor makes me feel better about being like this.

Comments

i heart you

[paaaaants.livejournal.com]

I hope you choke on it and die.

I seriously hope that if you are able to come on Wednesday, that your attitude isn't the same as it is today. :P I know I won't be eating one of those cupcakes!

LULZ

Re: i heart you

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I am sure I'll be better tonight. Usually by time I realize why I am IRRATIONALY CRAZY BERTINE I am starting to get over it. I just wish I could erase yesterday.

Re: i heart you

[faeryguinevere.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can install rewind buttons on ourselves. I totally have days like that.

Re: i heart you

[bertine.livejournal.com]

It isn't even that I regret any of it, it is more that I made myself feel like crap all day and had a hard time staying on task.

[elphabachan.livejournal.com]

Jaaack. Oh JAAAAAAAACK. I have the plans for next year's Halloweeeeeen! I want to go over them with you so we can get started!

Humor is a great cure all.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I want a mayor costume for Halloween. He is my favorite.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I have a mayor icon. too.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

That is why I had such a crush on you. :P

[paaaaants.livejournal.com]

OMG GENIUS.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Jess, meet Steve. He is one of my favorite people. You should friend him even if he is Canadian.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I added her. I never have enough Minneapolitans in my friends list. Is she as happy as she claims to be?

[paaaaants.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, my friend. I am.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Yes she is. She is a good friend. :)

[paaaaants.livejournal.com]

I <3 me some Canadians.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[inkedmama.livejournal.com]

i have those days too, and that's usually when i talk to jess. "mean jaime" always makes her laugh, then i end up laughing.

i think i'd have the same "i hope you choke on it and die" dialog going in my head too. good times.

i hope the day gets better & you start feeling better. *hugs*

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Laughing is a good way to resolve it. I am feeling much better about everything now. Yay!

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

What's a mayor day?...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

A day like the Mayor from Nightmare before Christmas has. HA!

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I never saw that!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

WATCH IT NOW.

I can't believe we are friends.

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

I can't stand Tim Burton!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I am ignoring that comment in the interest of saving our friendship.

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

I have legitimate reasons!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

*hands over ears*

hmmmmHHHmmmmHHHmmmhhhMMM

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

*grins*