If I wasn't so cheap, I would try this.

[bertine]

http://www.epicurious.com/g_gourmet/g06_feature/james_beard/dough.html

It is all about tipping your way into a resturant.

Comments

dude.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you just walk into luce and ask for a table. it's that simple.

Re: dude.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

one day i am going to shake hands with josh and slip him a dollar.

Re: dude.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i would pay you $5 to do it. that's $4 profit!

Re: dude.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

sorry, i don't have enough guts. :P

Re: dude.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

how about just giving him a hug, then? he seems so down all the time.

cheer up, josh. you're not lame, even though your knuckle tattoos tell you otherwise.

Re: dude.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think josh would have a heart attack if i hugged him.

really, do you want to be banned from luce for killing their servers?

Re: dude.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

josh would have to have a heart, as well as blood running through his veins, in order to have that occur.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. now i regret that. we love josh.

and banning me from luce? they'd only be hurting themselves. money!

[painting.livejournal.com]

that's the single most interesting story i've read in a month! now, lets try something more sad please. you know, sour in my sweet.