bertine ([personal profile] bertine) wrote2008-10-19 09:20 am

Xerxes

This morning I woke up to Xerxes dropping a pen on my face. When I sat up I realized my bed was covered in writing implements.

Then while I was getting dressed I noticed that he was licking one of my dirty socks.

He is one weird kitten.

[identity profile] sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That is awesome.

Is there a desk by your bed or did he go get them?

Cats LOVE dirty socks.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The desk is in the next room so he carried them over to me. He also likes straws.

There is love and then there is making out with my socks.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No. 1.5 months until he gets fixed!

[identity profile] sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN NO SOCK IS SAFE!!!

[identity profile] joeylemur.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He's protecting you from the HORRIBLE RIGID SNAKES that have infested your office!

Either that, or he thinks you eat pens, and wants to feed you.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
he is protecting me by bringing them to me?

I think he just is a hoarder of pens and he thinks my bed is really his bed.

[identity profile] joeylemur.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Killing them and bringing you the corpses.

Cat psychology is the path to madness...

[identity profile] absenthine.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a good beginning for a book or t.v. mini-series.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Yes, it sort of does.

[identity profile] paaaaants.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Cats are so great!

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2008-10-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I love them. They make things so interesting.

[identity profile] ctakahara.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
That is baffling and adorable at the same time, which really sums up most of the behavior of kittens.

[identity profile] pallid-regina.livejournal.com 2008-10-20 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love nutty cat behavior.

One of my cats is obsessed with this skunk toy we got for the dogs. It's stuffingless (on purpose) so it's basically a long, fuzzy hunk of fabric. He carries it around the house and cries until one of us praises him for his "kill." Sometimes he will leave it on my bedside table or even on ME if I'm sleeping when he "kills" it.

Another one likes to bite eyebrows.

Weird cats are the BEST.